Compilation of Crazy Conversations
(2:20:49 AM) SarcasticSteven: this is a story about a hero leading a rebellion
(2:21:02 AM) SarcasticSteven: he wanted his people to rise up against the tyranny that was oppressing them
(2:21:20 AM) SarcasticSteven: but was unsure about how to free his fellow man
(2:21:36 AM) SarcasticSteven: so he told the oracle, tell me what i’m supposed to do
(2:21:57 AM) SarcasticSteven: with all these leftover feelings
(2:22:08 AM) SarcasticSteven: for he had a terrible stomachache earlier that day
(2:22:16 AM) SarcasticSteven: (that’s a side note)
(2:22:21 AM) SarcasticSteven: and tell me how i’m supposed to feel
(2:22:27 AM) SarcasticSteven: when all these nightmares become real
(2:22:38 AM) SarcasticSteven: cause some of the shit that was being done to them was pretty bad
(2:22:57 AM) SarcasticSteven: the oracle simply nodded and said to leave him at the roadside
(2:23:08 AM) SarcasticSteven: hang him up, out to dry
(2:23:18 AM) SarcasticSteven: and the hero said wtf r u smoking
(2:23:29 AM) SarcasticSteven: i don’t think you see the places inside me that i find you
(2:23:36 AM) SarcasticSteven: or how we separate lies here from the truth
(2:23:55 AM) SarcasticSteven: but it isn’t by being a damn martyr
(2:24:22 AM) SarcasticSteven: i don’t know how i woke up one day somehow thinking i knew what i was supposed to do
(2:24:32 AM) SarcasticSteven: which is what i told all the people in the village
(2:24:38 AM) SarcasticSteven: but i don’t
(2:24:44 AM) SarcasticSteven: and if you’re dead where the hell does that leave me?
(2:24:49 AM) SarcasticSteven: i’ll be the one left at the roadside
(2:24:53 AM) SarcasticSteven: hung up, out to dry
(2:35:53 AM) SarcasticSteven: this is a story of man from a land in a faraway place
(2:36:02 AM) SarcasticSteven: he came from a place where caravan camels roam
(2:36:18 AM) SarcasticSteven: where it’s flat and immense, where the heat is intense
(2:36:27 AM) SarcasticSteven: many said it was barbaric, but to him, it was home
(2:36:53 AM) SarcasticSteven: the wind was from the east, and the sun was in the west
(2:36:58 AM) SarcasticSteven: and the sand in the glass is right
(2:37:02 AM) SarcasticSteven: SOOOOOOOOOOOO
(2:37:09 AM) SarcasticSteven: come on down, stop on by, hop a carpet and fly
(2:37:20 AM) SarcasticSteven: to another arabian niiiiiiiight
(2:37:25 AM) SarcasticSteven: ARABIAN NIIIIIIIIIIGHTS
(2:37:32 AM) SarcasticSteven: like arabian DAAAAAAAAYS
(2:37:38 AM) SarcasticSteven: more often than NOT
(2:37:41 AM) SarcasticSteven: are hotter than HOT
(2:37:46 AM) SarcasticSteven: in a lot of good WAAAAAAAAAAAAYS
(2:38:02 AM) SarcasticSteven: oh i’m sorry dear
(2:38:08 AM) SarcasticSteven: i got a little caught up in the heat of the moment
(2:38:16 AM) ashleym32388: …shame on you, lol
(2:38:45 AM) ashleym32388: continue, i wanna find out how it ends…
(2:39:03 AM) SarcasticSteven: *ahem*
(2:39:26 AM) SarcasticSteven: well like i was saying
(2:39:46 AM) SarcasticSteven: this man went by the name of ila
(2:39:50 AM) SarcasticSteven: prince ila
(2:40:04 AM) SarcasticSteven: they cleared the old bazaar for his entrance, as he was a bright new star
(2:40:17 AM) SarcasticSteven: everyone was trying to be the first on their block to meet his eye
(2:41:00 AM) SarcasticSteven: they tried their best to stay calm, brushing up their sunday salaam, and then came and met his spectacular coterie
(2:41:09 AM) ashleym32388: wait…
(2:41:14 AM) ashleym32388: what’s a coterie?
(2:41:20 AM) SarcasticSteven: a retinue
(2:41:32 AM) SarcasticSteven: a posse of lackeys
(2:41:39 AM) SarcasticSteven: an entourage
(2:41:43 AM) ashleym32388: oh
(2:41:44 AM) ashleym32388: gotcha
(2:41:50 AM) ashleym32388: that last one…i got
(2:42:04 AM) SarcasticSteven: it’s like a gang, but composed of lesser members
(2:42:38 AM) SarcasticSteven: they were definitely lesser, for ila was definitely as strong as ten regular men
(2:42:43 AM) SarcasticSteven: he faced the galloping hordes
(2:42:55 AM) SarcasticSteven: five thousand six hundred and thirty-eight bad guys with swords
(2:43:00 AM) SarcasticSteven: who sent those goons to their lords?
(2:43:19 AM) SarcasticSteven: the exact nature of the rout is disputed, but it is popular theory that price ila did it
(2:43:25 AM) ashleym32388: really…
(2:43:28 AM) ashleym32388: this is intense
(2:43:29 AM) SarcasticSteven: yarly
(2:43:45 AM) SarcasticSteven: he had 75 golden camels
(2:43:52 AM) SarcasticSteven: and as for purple peacocks, he had 53
(2:44:11 AM) SarcasticSteven: when it came to exotic-type mammals, people had no idea what he could be hiding
(2:44:17 AM) SarcasticSteven: had he got a zoo?
(2:44:30 AM) SarcasticSteven: but dear daughter, i’m telling you, it was a world-class menagerie
(2:44:39 AM) SarcasticSteven: 95 white persian monkeys
(2:44:47 AM) SarcasticSteven: and to view them he charged no fee!
(2:44:51 AM) SarcasticSteven: preposterous!
(2:44:55 AM) ashleym32388: mmhm
(2:45:04 AM) SarcasticSteven: he had slaves, servants and flunkies
(2:45:07 AM) SarcasticSteven: 400 BABIES
(2:45:12 AM) ashleym32388: =-O
(2:45:19 AM) SarcasticSteven: you heard me
(2:45:38 AM) ashleym32388: 400 BABIES!!????!
(2:45:42 AM) SarcasticSteven: yes, 400 babies
(12:30:48 AM) SarcasticSteven: well at bu this story was very popular
(12:30:56 AM) SarcasticSteven: i hear it’s also widely told around bc
(12:32:09 AM) SarcasticSteven: some say it’s more than an epic
(12:32:24 AM) SarcasticSteven: i don’t go quite that far, but it’s definitely more than a feeling
(12:32:40 AM) SarcasticSteven: our tale takes place at morning, when the sun was gone
(12:32:52 AM) SarcasticSteven: our hero turned on some music to start his day, losing himself in a familiar song
(12:32:59 AM) SarcasticSteven: he closed his eyes and slipped away
(12:33:44 AM) SarcasticSteven: he heard the old song they used to play, and began dreaming
(12:33:52 AM) SarcasticSteven: till he saw marianne getting the fuck out of there
(12:34:11 AM) SarcasticSteven: he then became a bit senile, and all the passerbys melded together, fading
(12:34:22 AM) SarcasticSteven: but he could still occasionally recall information
(12:34:27 AM) SarcasticSteven: like how the sun looked in the summer sky
(2:31:06 AM) SarcasticSteven: I AM NOT A STALKER I AM A CONCERNED PARENT YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL CHILD DON’T COUNT ON BEING IN THE WILL THAT HONOR IS GOING TO GO TO YOUR BROTHER OH I NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT YOUR BROTHER DID I WELL I GUESS THAT MAKES FOR SOMETHING I KNOW THAT YOU DON’T JUST LIKE ALL THOSE LIES YOU KEPT FROM ME DON’T DENY IT I KNOW ABOUT THAT BOY AND HIS REPUTATION HE DOESN’T LOVE YOU HE JUST WANTS TO TOUCH YOUR BADONKADONK BOOTY NO I DON’T KNOW WHERE I PICKED THAT UP I MIGHT HAVE HEARD IT FROM THE SPANISH CASHIER AT THE GROCERY BY THE WAY I’M BRINGING HOME DINNER TONIGHT SO DON’T EAT OUT ANYWHERE OF COURSE THAT DOESN’T PRECLUDE YOU FROM THAT BEING DONE TO YOU OH MY DID I JUST SAY THAT THAT’S RATHER INAPPROPRIATE FOR A FATHER BUT I GUESS YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT JUST LIKE YOU PUT UP WITH HIS ATROCIOUS ATTITUDE HAHA ALLITERATION WAIT NO IT ISN’T
(2:31:07 AM) ashleym32388
(2:32:24 AM) ashleym32388: you’re a horrid parent!
(2:32:38 AM) ashleym32388: I hate YOU!! *slams bedroom door**!!!
(2:33:10 AM) SarcasticSteven: you listen here, missy, this is my house and while you live under its roof you’ll abide by my rules!
(2:33:22 AM) SarcasticSteven: don’t think that i don’t hear you opening the window to scurry out!
(2:33:31 AM) SarcasticSteven: i cut down the branch that you use to climb down on!
(2:33:36 AM) SarcasticSteven: so don’t think about trying it
(2:34:25 AM) SarcasticSteven: our tree-hugging neighbors had a fit but i said that if they wanted the branch so much i would gladly shove it where the sun shouldn’t shine unless at a nudist beach
(2:37:56 AM) ashleym32388: k, good night…since i can’t sneak out the window i guess I’ll just wallow in my self pity and convince myself i hate you. you horrible parent
(2:38:50 AM) SarcasticSteven: self-pity is better than that boy’s arms
(2:39:27 AM) ashleym32388: :-\…sometimes i wonder if i was adopted
(2:39:34 AM) SarcasticSteven: wtf of course you were
(2:39:42 AM) SarcasticSteven: there’s no way a devil like you came from my loins
(1:02:36 AM) ashleym32388: …story time…
(1:03:04 AM) SarcasticSteven: perhaps when you’re older
(1:03:36 AM) ashleym32388: ?
(1:03:47 AM) SarcasticSteven: it’s a grown-up story, my dear
(1:03:52 AM) SarcasticSteven: not for your virgin ears
(1:03:53 AM) SarcasticSteven: or eyes
(1:04:24 AM) ashleym32388: …try me…
(1:04:55 AM) ashleym32388: story
(1:06:26 AM) SarcasticSteven: very well
(1:06:30 AM) SarcasticSteven: sometimes i wonder if i spoil you
(1:06:41 AM) ashleym32388: isn’t that the point?
(1:07:35 AM) SarcasticSteven: where did i leave off?
(1:07:46 AM) SarcasticSteven: bah
(1:07:58 AM) SarcasticSteven: never mind, just go run and tell all of the angels that this could take all night
(1:08:10 AM) SarcasticSteven: i think i may even need a devil to help me get things right
(1:08:16 AM) SarcasticSteven: hopefully it won’t come to that, though
(1:08:32 AM) SarcasticSteven: but would you kindly hook me up a new revolution?
(1:08:37 AM) SarcasticSteven: because honestly, ashley, this one is a lie
(1:08:51 AM) SarcasticSteven: my friends and i sat around laughing and watching the last one die
(1:09:06 AM) SarcasticSteven: i’m looking to the the sky to save me
(1:09:18 AM) SarcasticSteven: with the vain hope of a sign of life, or perhaps even something to help me burn out bright
(1:09:38 AM) SarcasticSteven: i must admit that i’m also masochistically looking for complications because i’m tired of lying
(1:09:53 AM) SarcasticSteven: and that i’ll only make my way back home when i learn to fly
(1:09:59 AM) ashleym32388: why do i feel as if you’ve told me this one before?
(1:10:09 AM) ashleym32388: i think i recognize this one
(1:10:09 AM) SarcasticSteven: WHAT YOU SAY FOO?
(1:10:27 AM) SarcasticSteven: it has been played by certain *ahem* rock bands
(1:10:36 AM) SarcasticSteven: guitar heroes don’t like it quite as much
(9:22:26 PM) dabiggestdreamer: ORLY
(9:22:28 PM) dabiggestdreamer: shareshare
(9:22:30 PM) SarcasticSteven: …
(9:22:31 PM) SarcasticSteven: NORLY
(9:22:35 PM) SarcasticSteven: wait
(9:22:37 PM) dabiggestdreamer: ….
(9:22:39 PM) dabiggestdreamer: what?
(9:22:41 PM) SarcasticSteven: yea
(9:22:45 PM) SarcasticSteven: i’m not sure what i just said
(9:22:49 PM) dabiggestdreamer: lmfao
(9:22:59 PM) SarcasticSteven: XDD
(10:14:49 PM) kninetales1988: Did you get married to a firebreathing ninja llama pony?
(10:14:58 PM) SarcasticSteven: hmm
(10:15:08 PM) SarcasticSteven: as far as i know, i was married to the sea
(10:15:17 PM) SarcasticSteven: but she might very well have been holding out on me
(10:16:45 PM) kninetales1988: are you married to just one thing?
(10:16:53 PM) SarcasticSteven: the sea is pretty big
(10:17:00 PM) SarcasticSteven: though don’t let her know i told you that
(10:17:11 PM) kninetales1988: YOU CALLED HER FAT
(10:17:35 PM) SarcasticSteven: it’s all water weight
(10:18:04 PM) kninetales1988: that’s not nice. if you think she’s fat, you should say something.
(10:18:36 PM) SarcasticSteven: hey i don’t go around asking her why she’s so obsessed with capsizing ships and consuming sailors
(10:18:43 PM) SarcasticSteven: and she doesn’t ask why i never visit her anymore
(10:18:58 PM) SarcasticSteven: it’s a delicate truce
(10:19:23 PM) kninetales1988: maybe she’s missing you. and capsizing ships because she’s lonely
(10:19:43 PM) SarcasticSteven: a likely story
(10:20:09 PM) SarcasticSteven: if she really loved me she wouldn’t be taking so many men into her folds
(10:20:15 PM) SarcasticSteven: she knows how jealous i get
(10:21:01 PM) kninetales1988: well if you never visit maybe she forgot
(10:21:52 PM) SarcasticSteven: AND MAYBE IF SHE STOPPED PLAYING WITH OTHER BOYS VISITING HER WOULD BE LESS PAINFUL
(10:21:56 PM) SarcasticSteven: but what do i know
(10:22:27 PM) SarcasticSteven: i don’t have poets spinning words about me all day
(10:23:05 PM) SarcasticSteven: i don’t have full-grown men pining to travel along my expanses for the rest of their lives
(10:23:46 PM) SarcasticSteven: maybe it’s just a natural consequence for someone in that position to turn into a traitorous harlot
(10:24:21 PM) kninetales1988: you and her should see a marriage counselor
(10:24:48 PM) SarcasticSteven: it’s kinda hard to find one who will see both of us
(10:25:07 PM) SarcasticSteven: or rather, to have a proper meeting
(10:25:53 PM) SarcasticSteven: i hate going to the beach, and when she comes to see me, weather emergencies blather about and everyone starts evacuating the city
(10:26:03 PM) SarcasticSteven: the counselors included
(9:39:23 AM) SarcasticSteven: bleh http://www.logitech.com/index.cfm/ mice_pointers/mice/devices /3053&cl=us,en is ugly
(9:39:31 AM) SarcasticSteven: but probably feels amazing and is extremely useful
(9:39:49 AM) loudhearted: just like some women!!
(11:32:04 PM) JoJoDaPinguin: bunnies aren’t too playful
(11:32:07 PM) JoJoDaPinguin: they just plop there
(11:32:15 PM) SarcasticSteven: it’s okay
(11:32:19 PM) SarcasticSteven: i’m more or less the same
surfur2704 (9:20:50 PM):
SarcasticSteven (9:21:00 PM):
surfur2704 (9:21:34 PM):
SarcasticSteven (9:21:50 PM):
surfur2704 (9:22:17 PM):
SarcasticSteven (9:22:37 PM):
SarcasticSteven (9:22:59 PM):
surfur2704 (9:23:42 PM):
SarcasticSteven (9:24:08 PM):
surfur2704 (9:25:15 PM): ?
SarcasticSteven (9:25:25 PM): nothing
surfur2704 (9:26:14 PM): i think that was milked for all it was worth
SarcasticSteven (9:26:24 PM): we got a good run out of it
SarcasticSteven (9:26:33 PM): we should be proud
surfur2704 (9:26:51 PM): well, not that good a run in comparison
SarcasticSteven (9:27:09 PM): comparison to what?
surfur2704 (9:28:04 PM): um..the bible?
SarcasticSteven (9:28:36 PM): i don’t think ray charles is in the bible
surfur2704 (9:29:02 PM): lots of things arnt
surfur2704 (9:29:07 PM): like pie for instance
surfur2704 (9:29:14 PM): there is no mention of pie in the bible
SarcasticSteven (9:29:41 PM): pie transcends the bible
SarcasticSteven (9:30:05 PM): when the first person to go to heaven went to heaven, he found that pie was already there
SarcasticSteven (9:30:09 PM): much to his delight, i might add
surfur2704 (9:30:20 PM): so pie is on equal footing with god?
surfur2704 (9:30:22 PM): so which got to heaven first, pie or god?
surfur2704 (9:30:38 PM): but if the pies in heaven, wouldnt it not be able to be eaten?
SarcasticSteven (9:30:52 PM): who says angels can’t be cannibals?
surfur2704 (9:31:22 PM): but arent u not supposed to sustain injury in heaven?
SarcasticSteven (9:31:38 PM): really?
SarcasticSteven (9:31:40 PM): wow
SarcasticSteven (9:31:51 PM): there should be a fight club in heaven
MoMan myBuddy (1:10:13 PM): you need to steal some insulation this time around
SarcasticSteven (1:10:16 PM): haha
SarcasticSteven (1:10:19 PM): they were so cool
SarcasticSteven (1:10:25 PM): all squishy and soft and…
SarcasticSteven (1:10:30 PM): *ahem*
SarcasticSteven (1:10:42 PM): some of them were actually quite firm
SarcasticSteven (1:10:47 PM): dare i say supple?
SarcasticSteven (1:10:52 PM): if only they were warm too…
SarcasticSteven (1:10:57 PM): and jiggled
SarcasticSteven (1:11:07 PM): that’d be such an odd scene
SarcasticSteven (1:11:17 PM): coming in on the intern groping the insulation
MoMan myBuddy (9:02:36 PM): “Dear Steve, Life is great here, I’m sitting on the toilet, it’s kind of cold. I’m glad it’s not wet. That always sucks.”
SarcasticSteven (9:02:48 PM): lol
SarcasticSteven (9:03:07 PM): “here’s something to remember me by” *dab dab*
SarcasticSteven (6:41:47 PM): home slice
TONY lN BROOKLYN (6:41:58 PM): homee fryyy
SarcasticSteven (6:42:04 PM): home…pie?
TONY lN BROOKLYN (6:42:10 PM): no, no such thing, you lose
SarcasticSteven (6:42:13 PM): *sob*
SarcasticSteven (6:19:43 PM): i asked avallone for permission to cut
ProdigalElement4 (6:19:53 PM): whatd he say?
SarcasticSteven (6:20:17 PM): he’s like “yo homez, s’long as you be gellin, we aint got no beef”
ProdigalElement4 (6:20:38 PM): rephrase
SarcasticSteven (6:20:43 PM): “ok”
dabiggestDREAMer (10:30:33 PM): all i know is, nolen, dreyfus, and price [physics teachers] all teach 1st and 2nd..
SarcasticSteven (10:31:02 PM): nolen/dreyfus sounds ideal
SarcasticSteven (10:31:15 PM): wow that looks like some weird fanfic pairing
SarcasticSteven (9:07:11 PM): know what it’s about?
MrBlueMirage (9:08:45 PM): ummm
MrBlueMirage (9:08:46 PM): sorta
MrBlueMirage (9:08:54 PM): three sisters. one husband shot. and lemonade.
SarcasticSteven (9:09:00 PM): mmm
SarcasticSteven (9:09:08 PM): lesbian action and necrophilia
SarcasticSteven (9:09:12 PM): good enough for me
SarcasticSteven (11:01:15 PM): have your mom draft a note for you
SarcasticSteven (11:01:24 PM): “please excuse cristen. she was making pie all night long”
SarcasticSteven (11:01:46 PM): and all your teachers will solemnly nod in knowing acknowledgement
dabiggestDREAMer (10:38:22 PM): why does masturbation keep on being brought up?!?!
dabiggestDREAMer (7:10:16 PM): sperm? pfft, who needs sperm
dabiggestDREAMer (7:10:27 PM): there’s plenty of it in the world to go around
SarcasticSteven (7:10:35 PM): but not mine
SarcasticSteven (7:10:40 PM): i like my sperm
SarcasticSteven (7:10:42 PM): *wiggle wiggle*
dabiggestDREAMer (7:10:46 PM): ahaha
dabiggestDREAMer (7:10:52 PM): what has it done for you lately?? huh? huh??
dabiggestDREAMer (7:11:58 PM): it serves no purpose until you decide to have a kid..
dabiggestDREAMer (7:12:16 PM): if sperm didn’t exist, neither would contraception!!
SarcasticSteven (7:12:24 PM): NEITHER WOULD BIRTH
dabiggestDREAMer (7:12:31 PM): …oh right.
BBoyTeKniQaL (5:21:00 PM): what? did u get MORE sarcastic?
BBoyTeKniQaL (5:21:10 PM): oh, no, the world is doomed
BeingOfChaos (9:05:18 PM): There is a fashion now actually
BeingOfChaos (9:05:37 PM): people loose the queens and claim they play beter without them becasue they nolnger worry. I am still figuring it out
SarcasticSteven (9:08:42 PM): have any of them actually won?
BeingOfChaos (9:09:00 PM): Nope. Not really.
SarcasticSteven (5:02:58 PM): NIGGA PLEASE! *does the ass popping thing*
SarcasticSteven (10:12:05 PM): i was making an allusion to popping a cap in someone’s ass
SarcasticSteven (10:12:07 PM): but i shortened it
SarcasticSteven (10:12:16 PM): so i said i was just doing the ass popping thing
ProdigalElement4 (10:12:19 PM): uh huh
CCC13 (10:12:43 PM): im out this is freaking me out
CCC13 has left the room.
YoNX ZYpE has entered the room.
SarcasticSteven (10:25:42 PM): he has it in his ass
ProdigalElement4 (10:25:45 PM): wtf r u talking about?
YoNX ZYpE has left the room.
SarcasticSteven (9:57:17 PM): the bus driver was pretty nice too
DaBiggestDreamer (9:57:27 PM): really? ^_^ awesome
SarcasticSteven (9:58:12 PM): did you know him?
DaBiggestDreamer (9:59:00 PM): i dunno, i tend not to remember the bus drivers…
SarcasticSteven (10:00:37 PM): apparently he has a korean wife
SarcasticSteven (10:00:42 PM): lol and he gave me a piece of advice
SarcasticSteven (10:01:00 PM): “don’t ever cheat on her. those puerto rican girls will hunt you down.”
DaBiggestDreamer (10:01:32 PM): LOL!!!!!
DaBiggestDreamer (10:02:48 PM): my mom’s like nodding along.. she’s like yep, it’s all true..
DaBiggestDreamer (7:28:17 PM): kids are so amusing..
DaBiggestDreamer (7:29:26 PM): this kid named steven gets a card and cupcakes for his birthday, right..
DaBiggestDreamer (7:29:48 PM): right away, he goes for the cupcakes!! then someone mentions to him that he didn’t even open the card!!
DaBiggestDreamer (7:29:50 PM): he was like,
DaBiggestDreamer (7:30:02 PM): “what? there’s a card??! *runs to it* MONEY!!”
SarcasticSteven (3:52:57 PM): woof
DaBiggestDreamer (3:53:26 PM): nyo
SarcasticSteven (3:53:39 PM): nyo?
DaBiggestDreamer (3:53:51 PM): yes, nyo 
SarcasticSteven (3:53:56 PM): nyu 
DaBiggestDreamer (3:54:04 PM): pyo!!!!
SarcasticSteven (3:54:22 PM): pyu
SarcasticSteven (3:54:31 PM): rawr
SarcasticSteven (3:54:34 PM): *shrug*
SarcasticSteven (9:25:32 PM): fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
SarcasticSteven (9:25:36 PM): fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
SarcasticSteven (9:25:41 PM): if fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy
SarcasticSteven (9:25:44 PM): then what was he?
SarcasticSteven (9:25:47 PM): READY TO EAT
DaBiggestDreamer (9:26:08 PM): o_o
SarcasticSteven (12:22:24 AM): i don’t have enough prowess for that
SarcasticSteven (12:22:28 AM): mmm
SarcasticSteven (12:22:29 AM): prowess
SarcasticSteven (12:22:31 AM): big word
DaBiggestDreamer (12:22:45 AM): 7 huge-ass letters, yep..
SarcasticSteven (12:23:00 AM): lol
SarcasticSteven (12:23:07 AM): but…it’s got…
SarcasticSteven (12:23:08 AM): umm
SarcasticSteven (12:23:14 AM): wess!
SarcasticSteven (12:23:17 AM): how often do you see that?
SarcasticSteven (12:23:21 AM): NOT VERY
SarcasticSteven (12:23:22 AM): exactly
SarcasticSteven (12:23:34 AM): *runs away before point can be refuted*
DaBiggestDreamer (12:23:37 AM): *falls over laughing* that was pathetic!!
DaBiggestDreamer (12:23:42 AM): 8 LETTERS
DaBiggestDreamer (12:23:45 AM): owned!!
SarcasticSteven (12:23:53 AM): lol
SarcasticSteven (12:24:01 AM): *huddles in a corner somewhere*
SarcasticSteven (12:24:05 AM): 9 LETTERS
SarcasticSteven (12:24:07 AM): OWNED
DaBiggestDreamer (12:24:46 AM): *throws rock*
DaBiggestDreamer (12:24:54 AM): stop turning everything i say back to me.. 
DaBiggestDreamer (12:24:56 AM): …
DaBiggestDreamer (12:25:00 AM): 10 letters
SarcasticSteven (12:25:03 AM): lol
SarcasticSteven (12:25:04 AM): evil!
DaBiggestDreamer (12:25:10 AM): bwahahaha!!
DaBiggestDreamer (12:25:31 AM): yea let’s see you get an 11-letter word now..
SarcasticSteven (12:25:59 AM): umm
SarcasticSteven (12:26:16 AM): DAMNIT
DaDeViLhUnTeR88 (8:55:11 PM): yo what does this quote mean to you, “Honored with an overwhelming level of critical acclaim, this truly exceptional, utterly unique achievement will lift yor spirits and capture your heart” GOOD MORNING AMERICA
DaDeViLhUnTeR88 (8:55:21 PM): its for a research project i’m doing
SarcasticSteven (8:55:44 PM): this shit is fucking cool
SarcasticSteven (8:56:04 PM): other niggers think it’s pretty hot, too
DaDeViLhUnTeR88 (8:56:10 PM): wtf
SarcasticSteven (8:56:15 PM): that’s my interpretation
SarcasticSteven (7:06:42 PM): he ensures that people get high
SarcasticSteven (7:06:47 PM): OFF KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!
SarcasticSteven (7:06:51 PM): *WHOAAAAA*
SarcasticSteven (7:07:10 PM): it’s like sex
SarcasticSteven (7:07:16 PM): it’s always better when you do it in a group
DIslam (7:07:40 PM): lol
DIslam (7:07:44 PM): how would u know
SarcasticSteven (7:08:01 PM): because i have knowledge
SarcasticSteven (7:08:09 PM): AND KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
SarcasticSteven (7:08:13 PM): *flies away*
DIslam (8:23:07 PM): card players??
SarcasticSteven (8:23:42 PM): yea
SarcasticSteven (8:23:54 PM): like prostitutes, but with clothes
SarcasticSteven (8:23:56 PM): and legal
SarcasticSteven (8:24:01 PM): and without the sex
DIslam (8:25:11 PM): steven…..
SarcasticSteven (8:25:37 PM): it’s pronounced esteban
DIslam (7:57:24 PM): u r SO weird
SarcasticSteven (7:57:37 PM): aye
SarcasticSteven (7:57:49 PM): but think of the alternative
SarcasticSteven (7:57:57 PM): i could be a bland, boring, emotionless shell of a person
SarcasticSteven (7:58:03 PM): and what fun would that be?
SarcasticSteven (7:58:06 PM): except to poke with a stick
SarcasticSteven (12:05:34 AM): no, he didn’t say you were psychotic
SarcasticSteven (12:05:59 AM): in fact, he showed admirable concern for you
SarcasticSteven (12:06:28 AM): fighting off a number of ninjas as he related various anecdotes of you helping each other out
SarcasticSteven (12:06:57 AM): while i’m just there standing wide-mouthed, saying his name occasionally to show that i’m still alive and that i’m astonished, in true cliche anime style
SarcasticSteven (12:07:01 AM): of course then he died
SarcasticSteven (12:07:07 AM): which is slightly unfortunate
ecargnmyst (11:22:33 PM): hows ur studying going
SarcasticSteven (11:22:56 PM): well, i have my notes splayed out in front of me, if that counts for anything
ecargnmyst (11:23:16 PM): class notes?
ecargnmyst (11:23:17 PM): >.<
SarcasticSteven (11:23:24 PM): homework notes
SarcasticSteven (11:23:28 PM): and i have the study sheet
SarcasticSteven (11:23:38 PM): with their powers combined
SarcasticSteven (11:23:41 PM): I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!
SarcasticSteven (11:23:52 PM): *background* goooo planet!
iii THEPOPE iii (10:41:42 PM): ive always wanted to sleep naked
iii THEPOPE iii (10:41:47 PM): i heard its pretty cool
SarcasticSteven (10:41:53 PM): …from who?
SarcasticSteven (10:42:00 PM): how’d that ever come up?
SarcasticSteven (10:42:16 PM): “oh man, that curve on the physics test was pretty cool.”
SarcasticSteven (10:42:21 PM): “yea. so is sleeping naked”
SarcasticSteven (10:11:18 PM): though i usually will just type CACAW
iii THEPOPE iii (10:11:20 PM): is that the noise you make before you pee?
iii THEPOPE iii (10:11:26 PM): = D
SarcasticSteven (10:11:28 PM): it’s more of a zipping sound
iii THEPOPE iii (10:11:32 PM): ok just makin sure
SarcasticSteven (10:11:38 PM): that’d be freaky, though
iii THEPOPE iii (10:11:53 PM): thatd be SO funny. id die laughing.
SarcasticSteven (10:12:00 PM): imagine standing at the urinal, when this guy walks up to you and goes “CACAW!” with his penis out
iii THEPOPE iii (8:54:31 PM): i suppose wellesley
iii THEPOPE iii (8:54:37 PM): altho im considering barnard heavily
SarcasticSteven (8:55:07 PM): what made you choose that route?
iii THEPOPE iii (8:56:02 PM): why? bc am through w/ sperms
SarcasticSteven (8:56:13 PM): even my sperm?
SarcasticSteven (8:56:20 PM): *wiggle wiggle*
iii THEPOPE iii (6:24:41 PM): you like boobs? LOLs trust me i have a pt..
iii THEPOPE iii (8:29:20 PM): i always end up talkin to you when im hungry
iii THEPOPE iii (10:22:10 PM): im on my dads comp
iii THEPOPE iii (10:23:22 PM): yea cos mine is infected w….
iii THEPOPE iii (10:23:23 PM): PORN
SarcasticSteven (10:23:32 PM): it’s your fault
SarcasticSteven (10:23:42 PM): it’s like pringles
SarcasticSteven (10:23:45 PM): once you pop, you just can’t stop
SarcasticSteven (9:22:55 PM): *pokes the pillsbury doughboy again*
SarcasticSteven (9:22:57 PM): teehee
SarcasticSteven (9:23:02 PM): or was that like
SarcasticSteven (9:23:04 PM): hoohoo
JoJoDaPinguin (9:23:15 PM): isn’t yi the pillbury doughboy?
SarcasticSteven (9:23:27 PM): but he doesn’t make any sounds when i poke him
SarcasticSteven (9:23:41 PM): other than, “what the fuck are you doing?”
SarcasticSteven (2:27:16 AM): hmm
SarcasticSteven (2:27:30 AM): is your skin turning yellow(er)?
SarcasticSteven (2:27:33 AM): are you feeling queasy?
SarcasticSteven (2:27:37 AM): is blood seeping from your pores?
SarcasticSteven (2:27:45 AM): IS AN ALIEN POPPING OUT FROM YOUR BELLY?
SarcasticSteven (2:27:56 AM): if not, then you’re imagining things
SarcasticSteven (2:28:00 AM): go back to your all-nighter
SarcasticSteven (2:28:14 AM): *pat pat*
Laxori666 (8:18:52 PM): the jig is up, i know you’re not steven
SarcasticSteven (8:19:03 PM): *gasp*
Laxori666 (8:19:04 PM): you must be some haxxor that got into his poor account
Laxori666 (8:19:11 PM): and told all his friends that you are now at this sn
Laxori666 (8:19:15 PM): i see you duplicated his profile pretty well too
SarcasticSteven (8:19:15 PM): next you’ll claim that i’m not sarcastic
SarcasticSteven (8:19:23 PM): then what’ll i be?
SarcasticSteven (8:19:28 PM): just a poor hack
SarcasticSteven (8:19:30 PM): no pun intended
loonymel (9:21:16 PM): really like ur porn huh?
SarcasticSteven (9:21:32 PM): it’s essential
MoMan myBuddy (6:51:19 PM): haha. CASTRATION!! The only proven way to turn bad boys good.
SarcasticSteven (6:51:36 PM): and nipple shock torture
MoMan myBuddy (6:52:18 PM): ::snicker:: you sure that wouldn’t have opposite effects?
SarcasticSteven (6:52:21 PM): *smirk*
MoMan myBuddy (6:52:32 PM): ooo you are very bad, very very bad.
SarcasticSteven (6:52:34 PM): grab a boy off the street and we’ll find out…
MoMan myBuddy (5:39:30 PM): it’s so hard having a penis isn’t it.
SarcasticSteven (5:39:42 PM): yea, it is
SarcasticSteven (5:39:50 PM): i’ve always gotta be watching out for random people kicking me
SarcasticSteven (5:40:01 PM): you don’t know how vulnerable we feel
MoMan myBuddy (5:40:04 PM): lol. on account of your penis??
SarcasticSteven (5:40:07 PM): YES
MoMan myBuddy (5:40:08 PM): i didn’t realize it was so bad!
SarcasticSteven (9:52:18 PM): can you send the email then?
SarcasticSteven (9:52:26 PM): 1pm tuesday, include phone numbers
SarcasticSteven (9:52:52 PM): i would, but i don’t have the phone numbers
SarcasticSteven (9:52:58 PM): and my rectum is having spasms
MoMan myBuddy (9:54:26 PM): …. WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION STEVE
Auto response from SarcasticSteven (9:54:26 PM): A-pooping we will go, a-pooping we will go, hi ho the derio, a-pooping we will go…
SarcasticSteven (5:02:01 PM): in the fine print, you have to sell your firstborn to wordpress
SarcasticSteven (5:02:22 PM): but i think i have the claim to it already, so don’t worry
SarcasticSteven (5:02:31 PM): i’ll take care of that
MoMan myBuddy (5:02:51 PM): haha. good. are you sure you have first born? i thought i promised it to someone else … i hope they’re twins
SarcasticSteven (5:03:12 PM): any one will do, i suppose
MoMan myBuddy (5:03:27 PM): you’re so accomadating
SarcasticSteven (5:03:54 PM): it’s cause i’m not delivering
MoMan myBuddy (5:05:19 PM): i should make you sit with me in delivery and crush all the bones in your hand
SarcasticSteven (5:05:56 PM): are you ready for me to be exposed to that kind of nudity?
MoMan myBuddy (5:06:35 PM): oo point taken
MoMan myBuddy (5:06:39 PM): we’ll blindfold you!
SarcasticSteven (5:06:47 PM): …aww
SarcasticSteven (5:07:11 PM): people would think something really kinky was going on
SarcasticSteven (5:07:44 PM): all we’d have to do is wear leather, and poeple would freak
MoMan myBuddy (8:31:22 PM): we will overlook the rest of the times and focus solely on the more flattering moments
SarcasticSteven (8:31:34 PM): *strings them all together to make a nice happy necklace*
SarcasticSteven (8:32:04 PM): i’ve got at least five seconds worth, which is about as long as my brain will stay focused on something
SarcasticSteven (8:32:11 PM): other than porn, that is
SarcasticSteven (8:58:17 PM): my family takes care of the food
MoMan myBuddy (8:58:50 PM): and for taht we are all appreciative because if you weighed any less you could be a stunt double for those 3rd world starvation commercials
SarcasticSteven (8:59:06 PM): yea, seriously
SarcasticSteven (8:59:16 PM): i’m glad i’m not in swim gym anymore
SarcasticSteven (8:59:18 PM): it’s embarassing
MoMan myBuddy (8:59:52 PM): ::pat pat:: it could be worse
MoMan myBuddy (9:00:10 PM): you could have a viscious hard on the whole time and everyone could point and giggle
SarcasticSteven (9:00:18 PM): or stare in wonder and awe
SarcasticSteven (9:05:47 PM): we should stop talking about me fondling a random stranger’s breasts on the train during rush hour
MoMan myBuddy (9:05:50 PM): haha. would there be “happy noises?”
SarcasticSteven (9:06:00 PM): from me, at least
SarcasticSteven (9:55:44 PM): when did you call?
MoMan myBuddy (9:55:55 PM): aw. I called around 4.16
SarcasticSteven (9:55:57 PM): i wonder how many sentences with call i can make
MoMan myBuddy (9:56:12 PM): use the phrase “call girl” and I may have to hurt you
MoMan myBuddy (6:56:46 PM): yes. that was a good plan. you are a smart young lad and will go far in this world!
SarcasticSteven (6:56:56 PM): or at least until i get laid
SarcasticSteven (6:57:24 PM): then i’ll kill myself, as my mission in life has been successful
MoMan myBuddy (6:57:36 PM): no no, not until you’ve had the crazy threesome!
SarcasticSteven (6:57:42 PM): oh yea
SarcasticSteven (6:57:49 PM): there’s always the prospect of more sex
MoMan myBuddy (6:58:28 PM): yea. it’s what keeps most of us alive ’til tomorrow
MoMan myBuddy (6:58:35 PM): or would if, you know, we had sex to start with
SarcasticSteven (7:07:34 PM): but really, anybody in a bar who isn’t a pervert is packing heat and is just biding his time
NaMeeTeR (9:53:37 PM): i want to bang jay sean
NaMeeTeR (9:53:40 PM): he is SO hot
SarcasticSteven (9:53:50 PM): correct im window, right?
NaMeeTeR (9:54:01 PM): oh wait, no it isnt
SarcasticSteven (6:42:44 PM): the same thing i do every night, pinky
SarcasticSteven (6:42:49 PM): TRY TO MASTURBATE THE WORLD
SarcasticSteven (9:34:37 PM): think of it like this
SarcasticSteven (9:35:00 PM): you’re taking a piss
SarcasticSteven (9:35:12 PM): you’ve got a monstrous penis, so you fire it more or less in a straight line
SarcasticSteven (9:35:13 PM): now
SarcasticSteven (9:35:16 PM): bear with me
ProdigalElement4 (9:35:22 PM): rawr
SarcasticSteven (9:35:25 PM): you’re feeling antsy
SarcasticSteven (9:35:34 PM): so you start jumping up and down as you water your toilet bowl
SarcasticSteven (9:35:46 PM): that movement is perpendicular to the piss
SarcasticSteven (9:35:53 PM): that’s a transverse wave being formed
SarcasticSteven (9:35:55 PM): however
SarcasticSteven (9:36:04 PM): you then feel the urge to practice some basic sex motions
SarcasticSteven (9:36:12 PM): so you start thrusting back and forth, quagmire style
SarcasticSteven (9:36:22 PM): that movement is in the same direction as the piss
SarcasticSteven (9:36:28 PM): that’s a longitudinal wave being formed
SarcasticSteven (9:36:56 PM): makes sense?
ProdigalElement4 (9:38:11 PM): yep
ProdigalElement4 (9:38:13 PM): hehe
ProdigalElement4 (9:38:22 PM): u make learning fun, quagmire style
SarcasticSteven (9:38:24 PM): i like unorthadox explanations
SarcasticSteven (9:38:32 PM): but i can’t ever be a teacher
SarcasticSteven (9:38:39 PM): i’d be fired once i started making thrusting motions
ProdigalElement4 (10:10:49 PM): make some obscene noise or commetn
SarcasticSteven (10:10:52 PM): umm
SarcasticSteven (10:10:59 PM): boogabooga?
ProdigalElement4 (10:11:05 PM): keep going
SarcasticSteven (10:11:16 PM): boogabooga?
ProdigalElement4 (10:11:22 PM): change it
SarcasticSteven (10:11:34 PM): i did
SarcasticSteven (10:11:36 PM): it’s backwards
SarcasticSteven (10:11:41 PM): not boogabooga
SarcasticSteven (10:11:43 PM): but boogabooga
ProdigalElement4 (10:11:49 PM): wtf?
ProdigalElement4 (10:11:53 PM): its not backwards….
SarcasticSteven (10:12:00 PM): like
SarcasticSteven (10:12:03 PM): you could have yili
SarcasticSteven (10:12:05 PM): or liyi
SarcasticSteven (10:12:11 PM): it’s boogabooga
SarcasticSteven (10:12:13 PM): or boogabooga
ProdigalElement4 (10:12:14 PM): oh, i thought u meant
ProdigalElement4 (10:12:19 PM): agoobagoob
SarcasticSteven (10:12:27 PM): HAH! NOW WHO’S THE IDIOT!
SarcasticSteven (10:12:37 PM): agoobagoob…seriously…
ProdigalElement4 (10:12:53 PM): this is like talking to smarterchild
SarcasticSteven (9:33:33 PM): i’m not even a fairy anymore
SarcasticSteven (9:33:38 PM): i’m like
SarcasticSteven (9:33:51 PM): snoopy
ProdigalElement4 (9:34:58 PM): nah, u can be the fairy queen
SarcasticSteven (9:35:08 PM): wooo
SarcasticSteven (9:35:19 PM): i wanna be a slutty fairy queen
QnzFinest651 (10:52:07 PM): who knew i could talk that long to a girl
SarcasticSteven (10:52:25 PM): are you getting sex out of it?
QnzFinest651 (10:53:20 PM): nah
SarcasticSteven (10:53:56 PM): darn
SarcasticSteven (10:54:00 PM): can i get some sex out of it?
SarcasticSteven (10:54:10 PM): just say “i know this really buff asian dude with a huge cock”
QnzFinest651 (10:56:07 PM): lol
QnzFinest651 (10:56:15 PM): one of the 7 wonders of the world
QnzFinest651 (10:56:18 PM): an asian w/ a big cock
QnzFinest651 (10:56:33 PM): and i found it
QnzFinest651 (6:07:20 PM): ur a very wise one indeed
SarcasticSteven (6:07:31 PM): so i’m a big buff wise asian guy with a huge cock now
SarcasticSteven (11:33:12 PM): so just go there and ask questions
SarcasticSteven (11:33:15 PM): are there lots of hot chicks?
SarcasticSteven (11:33:17 PM): YES
SarcasticSteven (11:33:21 PM): can i bang them now?
SarcasticSteven (11:33:24 PM): DO YOU HAVE MONEY?
SarcasticSteven (11:33:26 PM): no.
SarcasticSteven (11:33:38 PM): TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH
SarcasticSteven (7:29:17 PM): “oh my god, look at those shoes! bang me now!”
SarcasticSteven (6:00:49 PM): it wouldn’t come out
SarcasticSteven (6:00:51 PM): i was like
SarcasticSteven (6:00:54 PM): ARRRRRGGHHHH
SarcasticSteven (6:00:56 PM): but no deal
SarcasticSteven (6:00:59 PM): it’s fine now
QnzFinest651 (1:51:43 PM): imperialism
SarcasticSteven (1:53:07 PM): imperialism: europeans came to china, got them stoned, the fucked them and took their shit
QnzFinest651 (1:53:23 PM): lol
QnzFinest651 (1:53:26 PM): this is u.s. history
SarcasticSteven (1:53:29 PM): oh
surfur2704 (8:40:14 PM): buff AND beautiful?
surfur2704 (8:40:18 PM): thats like, jesus as a girl
surfur2704 (10:33:13 PM): u kno its all a scam
SarcasticSteven (10:33:18 PM): yea
SarcasticSteven (10:33:58 PM): but just a small payment of 800 dollars in unmarked, small demonimation bills could bring my love to me!
SarcasticSteven (10:34:04 PM): SAAAASSSSHAAAAA!!!!!!
TONY lN BROOKLYN (8:49:13 PM): i have a 40 year old niece
SarcasticSteven (8:49:39 PM): i have a penis
SarcasticSteven (8:49:41 PM): now we’re even
Bunnijunkie (10:42:22 PM): “Steven, you are an amazing writer and cheerleader, your ideas brighten up the day”
Phalanx646 (10:55:39 PM): ok Ben had a hugeass crush on shishi wang
Phalanx646 (10:55:47 PM): and dreamt about her breasts every nite
TactOps88 (10:56:14 PM): considering there’s a fairly large portion of females in this chatroom, maybe we should change topics
chikknluvr (10:56:21 PM): yes
howslife49 (10:56:22 PM): yea
bridget WTF (10:56:25 PM): yessir
DINO5551 (10:56:27 PM): yup
Sciencegirl159 (10:56:34 PM): i agree
JaDePh0eNiX (10:56:38 PM): yep
